What if teachers graffitied bathrooms?
“Divorce list:
Mrs. Smith
Mrs. Armstrong
Secretary lady 2”
The Avengers Makeup Tutorial Series: Thor
SWEET JESUS.
Ok so that cheered me up like whoa.
How is she so flawless.
Okay this is the legit best makeup tutorial in the entire world.
“we don’t want to look like we’re trying to hard”
This made me laugh. She is fucking awesome ohmygod
WATCH THE IRON MAN ONE. I EAS GIGGLIMG NON STOP I SHIT YOU NOT.
By Michael Nau
When people say there’s no way to tell if Internet friends are sincere:
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
An don’t reblog it in hopes that someone else will do it, it takes you 20 seconds. All you need is your name, email, and maybe some comments.
No activation of an account.
hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?
SO CUTE
god damn it moon moon
(Source: trust-me-imadoctor)
I can’t believe people are stupid enough to post pictures of them and their drugs…
Even if it were not a completely stupid thing to do, it seriously DOESN’T make you look cool at all.
I HAVE HARNESSED THE POWER TO MAKE GIFS. THEN THIS HAPPENED.
Is my DSi XL now socially unacceptable because all of my friends own a 3DS?
Blue Sargeant || 16 || FC: Jane Levy
For most of her life, Blue has been sure of one thing: if she kisses her one true love, he will die. And, according to her psychic aunt Neeve, this year is the year she meets that love. But fortunately, Blue’s not interested in love. She has two rules: One, stay away from boys, because they are trouble. And two, stay away from Aglionby boys, because they are bastards; and she’s good about keeping them…until she meets Gansey.
What do you need to know about Blue?
- She lives at 300 Fox Way, with her mother Maura, her aunt Neeve, and several assorted female relatives.
- Her mother (and most of her female relatives) are psychics. Blue, however, is not. Her only power is the ability to enhance others’ abilities with her presence.
- She is a waitress at Nino’s Diner and a dogwalker.
Main || Plot || Available Characters || Apply
*Based on The Raven Boys by Maggie Steifvater.*
EVERYONE STARTED TAKING SELFIES OF THEMSELVES
NOT ONCE DID I SEE A GUITAR SOLO
for SHAME, FRIENDS
DID SOMEONE SAY LAMP SOLO???
EXCUSE ME I THINK YOU’RE FORGETTING ABOUT THE PIANO ACCOMPANIMENT
DONT MAKE ME USE THESE
U WANNA GO PUNK
BRING IT
TELLING ME I’M ATTRACTIVE
TRYING TO GET ME TO BELIEVE I’M ATTRACTIVE
KITTEN NO REALIZING HOW FUCKING ATTRACTIVE SHE IS
I danced like a total fucktard at prom on Saturday, the result?
A few persons of the upper class variety explained to me that they were crying they laughed so hard.
Mission accomplished.
you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING
WHAT DO I DO
ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES
FUCK
IT DROPPED MORE BABIES
MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH
YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES
FUCK MY LIFE
There is only one solution:
(Source: inlouhazthrusts)
MOST UNFORTUNATE SURPRISE SHOT EVER DONE TO ME.
